A clean one!!
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in awhile. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, o.k., but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them crapped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird crap!"
"Yeah, well It was my first day with the hook...."
