Why it is important to speak English.
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the
currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line. Just one person in front of me, an Asian woman who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla for
yen. Today get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian woman said back to him, "Fluc you white people, too!