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Hector McFreckle:




















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS6UL9l4SMs

Hector McFreckle:
The Answer is NOT always C
by Jeff Rosenberg

Check out this exam my friend took the other week.
100 question True/False Communications Final



His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

Hector McFreckle:

motcher76:
Poetic justice  ;D

What a dickhead.

Cheers

Beergut:
Hector, the amount of effort you've put into this post; not to mention the amount of time it now takes me to open the post due to the sheer volume of pictures etc: I think you deserve at least one karma point!

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