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Chuck Norris Facts!
Hector McFreckle:
--- Quote from: deutros on Sun 17 Aug 2008 21:44:39 ---After reading all these Hector I went and watched missing in action (the pain the pain)
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I've gotta admit, i've never seen any of his movies - i don't think that i could stand it LOL ! ;D
deutros:
can't....................stop........................must....................look
Vtroll:
--- Quote from: Hector McFreckle on Wed 08 Oct 2008 04:38:12 ---
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HECTOR ?!?
Were they out of "Jason" cakes?
Hector McFreckle:
Chuck Norris's 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the second day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the third day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the fourth day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the fifth day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the sixth day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Six necks a-stepped-on
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the seventh day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Seven vets a-rescued
Six necks a-stepped-on
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the eighth day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Eight cans a-Whupass
Seven vets a-rescued
Six necks a-stepped-on
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the ninth day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Nine nunchucks chucking
Eight cans a-Whupass
Seven vets a-rescued
Six necks a-stepped-on
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the tenth day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Ten rednecks bleeding
Nine nunchucks chucking
Eight cans a-Whupass
Seven vets a-rescued
Six necks a-stepped-on
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the eleventh day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Eleven drunken bar brawls
Ten rednecks bleeding
Nine nunchucks chucking
Eight cans a-Whupass
Seven vets a-rescued
Six necks a-stepped-on
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
On the twelfth day of Chuckmas, Chuck Norris gave to me . . .
Twelve weeks in traction
Eleven drunken bar brawls
Ten rednecks bleeding
Nine nunchucks chucking
Eight cans a-Whupass
Seven vets a-rescued
Six necks a-stepped-on
FIVE BROKEN RIBS!
Four roundhouse kicks
Three kidney punches
Two crushed balls
And a new pair of Action Crotch Jeans®™
deutros:
Nice to see that Chuck has gotten into the spirit of Christmas Hector :D :D :D
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