Pay Raise
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay
increase?"
Maria answered, "Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
The wife said, "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria said, "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh?"
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh?"
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Seņora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!