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Hector McFreckle:
I hope these don't offend ! .... (All in good fun)  ;) :D :D

Dr Keats:
To quote Billy Connolly - "If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican first name?".

Makes me wonder - do Muslims have Christian names?

Hector McFreckle:

--- Quote from: Dr Keats on Fri 26 Sep 2008 01:32:18 ---
Makes me wonder - do Muslims have Christian names?

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Good point there Doc !  ;D


Chiko Vincent - My name's already on the Guest List !!  ;D ;D

Vtroll:

--- Quote from: Hector McFreckle on Wed 17 Sep 2008 04:50:20 ---I hope these don't offend ! .... (All in good fun)  ;) :D :D




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You could imagine this would be a great way for a priest to get the interest of the young soccer fans in a congregation .....

Dr Keats:
Jesus and Moses, both old men by now, are out fishing on the Red Sea one day..

They've had a few, and are reminiscing about the great old times they had when they were young.

Jesus says, "Hey Moses - ever do any of the cool shit you used to do when you were young?".

Moses replies, "Yeah... still part the sea occasionally. You?"

"Nah", says Jesus, "Been ages. Forgotten how".

"Rubbish", says Moses. "Come on, let's see if you can still walk on water".

Jesus is just tanked enough to give it a go. Gets up on the side if the boat, takes a deep breath, steps onto the water.

Sinks like a stone...

"Ah shit...", says Moses. Parts the sea, reaches in, grabs Jesus by the scruff of the neck, and hauls him back aboard.

They look at each other for a few seconds.

"So, what happened there?" asks Moses.

Jesus looks down and says "I keep forgetting those bloody nail-holes in me feet..."

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