A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman behind the counter told him that she was the only pharmacist and
that she owned the store with her sister – but she would be happy to help.
The customer confessed that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male.
The pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever
it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat
him with the highest level of professionalism.
He finally agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but
I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe
embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it!!!"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister..."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute
best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car and $3,000 a
month living expenses."
