CHINESE SICK LEAVE
'I NO COME WORK TODAY'!!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come
work today, I really sick, Got headache, stomach
ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I
really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon ....... You
got nice house
