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deutros:
 Proudly  showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment  to a couple of friends late  one  night  , A  drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where  there was a big brass  gong  hanging on the  wall. 






'What's  that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's  asked. 


'Issss  nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he  drunkenly replied. 


'A  talking Australian clock -  seriously?' 


'Yup.'  'Hmmm (hic).' 


'How's  it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at  it. 


'Just  watch' he said. 


He  picked up a hammer, gave the gong an  'ear-shattering bash' and stepped  back. 



His  three mates stood looking at one another for a  moment in astounded silence. 


Suddenly,  an Australian voice from the other side of the  wall screamed, 


'For  f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past  three in the f*#king morning  !!!'   
 

Bigdemon:
Thank you!!! I still have a smile on my face and tears in my eyes. WONDERFUL!!

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