My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old,
can no longer satisfy. :P
I have always been extremely happy and content with you,
and I value you deeply.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my
18 year old red hot secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
believe me, this is in no way any reflection on
your steadfast loyalty.
Please don't be upset----I promise, i shall be
home before midnight. *
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When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on
the dining room table:
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"My Dear Husband",
I received your letter, and thank you for your honesty.
About me being 54 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you are
also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local uni.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
also be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach.
He is remarkably virile, and like your secretary, is 18
years old....
PS: As a successful businessman who has an excellent
knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation.
although with one small difference.
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. *
