Bloke dressed in an England rugby jumper with a cat under his arm, also dressed in an England jumper, walks into a bar. He asks the barman if he can watch the England rugby test on TV as his TV is broken and he and his cat have never missed a game.
The barman said that he doesn't normally allow animals to be in the bar, but if he sat down the back, and behaved himself, it would be alright.
After 5 minutes into the game, England are awarded a penalty which Jonny Wilkinson kicks. The cat gets up on his hind legs and struts down the bar high fiving the customers.
The barman was amazed and asked what the cat does when England scores a try, and the bloke replies "dunno, I have only had the cat for 8 years".
