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dopamine:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kevin Rudd.

They're asking for a $30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to

douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car,

taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
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"About a litre."

Vtroll:
Boom Boom  :laugh:

Rosie125:
Good one LOL.
But surely we can fit Nathan Rees in there too...

Vtroll:

--- Quote from: Rosie125 on Sat 14 Nov 2009 18:40:46 ---
But surely we can fit Nathan Rees in there too...

--- End quote ---

I think even the terrorists have standards .....

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