This one was emailed around when Australia first became concerned about terrorist attacks, it was thought that this test would weed out Muslim terrorists who would not be able to control themselves. Though it was meant as a joke it probaly would have been more effective than the millions the government spent on anti-terrorist fridge magnets;
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this
Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position
themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
this anti-terrorist activity. God bless Australia!
By the way, if you see anything suspicious, the terrorist hotline in Australia is 1800 - 123400
