My wife and I were at the womens hospital here in Melbourne as my wife is pregnant with another child.and there was three ladies ahead of her to see doctor.
The Doctor asked the first one what she thought she was having. She said "Cause I was on top we are having a girl."
The Doctor then asked the second one the same question. She replied "Cause he was on top we are having a boy.
Just then the third one broke down crying. "Whats the matter?" asked the doctor. her husband replied "She thinks we are having puppies."