A woman, in her late forties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on
her bed.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have
any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what
you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says
that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.'
The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 49-year old ass?'
'Your name never came up,' she replied.
