There I was on my way to shop at Wal-Mart. ..
Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind . Wasn't even on
the horizon ... I was in a great mood... And then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are, alongside the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the
car.. (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to
get funny)? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ...
He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?' . . . And
that's when the frickin fight started!!
