I don't normally post jokes but this one made me giggle, so i just had to share it.
Two elderly men get drunk and decide to go to a brothel, the madam seeing the state they are in, tells a girl to blow up 2 dolls saying that they wont notice the difference,
Afterwards while walking home one man says to the other,"I think my girl was dead she never made a sound or moved", the other guy says "Well i think mine was a witch",
"Why on earth would you think that " said the other , he replied "Well!! i bit her on the neck, then she farted and flew out the window".
